Kosher Funk
(Technically Kosher. Fully Funky.)
Dairy-free cheese so you can have pastrami on your pizza. Every boundary, legally. Jewish creativity at full volume.
The Word Behind the Dish
Why Kosher?
Kosher (כָּשֵׁר) — Hebrew. Fit, proper, legitimate. The Jewish dietary laws governing what Jews eat for thousands of years.
Funk traces back to the Yiddish fonk — a spark, an edge, something that gets under your skin.
We use the rules as creative constraints. Dairy-free cheese unlocks combinations regular cheese never could.
Kosher Funk is not rebellion. It is Jewish creativity at full volume.
Funk traces back to the Yiddish fonk — a spark, an edge, something that gets under your skin.
We use the rules as creative constraints. Dairy-free cheese unlocks combinations regular cheese never could.
Kosher Funk is not rebellion. It is Jewish creativity at full volume.
Choose Your Direction
🍕Kosher Funk PizzaDairy-free cheese base — load it with pastrami, herring, every deli topping.from $18.99
🍗Kosher Funk SkewersSpiced meat skewers, teriyaki glaze, Hutzpa sauce. East meets deli meets fire.from $14.99
🥐Kosher Funk PastryHamantaschen with jalapeño jam. Rugelach with spicy chocolate.from $8.99
🌯Kosher Funk WrapPastrami and falafel in the same wrap. Tahini, harissa, pickled everything.from $12.99
🍹Kosher Funk DrinksPomegranate-jalapeño. Lemon-turmeric-ginger. Beet-citrus. All Hutzpa-approved.from $6.99
✨Monthly Funk SpecialEvery month we push one boundary further. Community votes on what stays.Changes monthly