Mazza Punk
(Matzah Anarchy)
Crispy unleavened bread hand-dipped in premium chocolate, topped with sea salt, neon sprinkles, and unexpected punk-rock flavors. The ultimate Jewish-NYC chocolate anarchy.
The Word Behind the Dish
Why Matzah?
Matzah (מַצָּה) — Hebrew. The unleavened bread Jews eat during Passover. Flat, crispy, unrisen — a reminder of the hasty exodus from Egypt when there was no time to let bread rise.
For thousands of years, matzah was the ultimate symbol of humility and simplicity. Plain. Unadorned. Pure.
We took that and dipped it in dark chocolate. Added sea salt. Neon sprinkles. A drizzle of Hutzpa sauce. Because rules were made to be broken — even the ancient ones.
Mazza Punk is not rebellion. It's evolution. The matzah is still there. It just got a makeover.
For thousands of years, matzah was the ultimate symbol of humility and simplicity. Plain. Unadorned. Pure.
We took that and dipped it in dark chocolate. Added sea salt. Neon sprinkles. A drizzle of Hutzpa sauce. Because rules were made to be broken — even the ancient ones.
Mazza Punk is not rebellion. It's evolution. The matzah is still there. It just got a makeover.
Choose Your Punk
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Dark Chocolate Mazza
Premium dark chocolate, fleur de sel, edible gold dust. The classic punk move.
$26.99
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Neon Sprinkle Mazza
Milk chocolate base, rainbow sprinkles, white chocolate drizzle. Loud and proud.
$26.99
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Hutzpa Mazza
Dark chocolate + Hutzpa sauce Grade 2. Sweet, spicy, unforgettable.
$28.99
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Peanut Butter Mazza
Chocolate + peanut butter + pretzel crumble. Jewish Reese's. Nobody asked. Everyone wanted.
$27.99
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Orange Zest Mazza
Dark chocolate, candied orange peel, cardamom. The sophisticated punk.
$27.99
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Monthly Punk Special
New flavor every month. Community votes. Stays if it makes Top 10.
Changes monthly